Once there was a tentacle

inkys:

a thousand acts RE RE REMIX //(a thousand miles / a thousand acts cover)
download @ tindeck !!
cover art credit

(oh no. oh no. oh no. i did it in the worst way. original by kylee who’s a bamf, original lyrics by dearheart42 who’s also, as far as i know, a total boss. these are my lyrics because i’m a bad person. obviously i’m not actually like this in real life i guess that goes without sayin BUT I DO SHIP KARKAT/JOHN……. oh and the hso thing is true too, werk karkat♦kanaya)

I don’t really give a fuck
But this seems fun
I skipped Act One
But I’m Homestuck

I cosplayed at TCAF
LOL SHOOSH PAP !!
But who the hell
Is Sawbuck ?

I need an update
Where’s my update
I might go under

I skimmed past Intermission One
What’s going on with the green sun?
But I know I’d read a thousand acts
As long as they involve
The trolls !!!!!!!!!!!!

When I first started out
I was like wow nerds
Look at all these words
This isn’t even art !!!!!!!!!
But now everything’s so wrong
I ship Karkat/John
And right now they’re so far apart

I need an update
Where’s my update
I’m torn asunder

I threw a bucket at a con
I’ll bash your pairing on anon
And you know I’d read a thousand acts
As long as they involve
My ship !!

And I, I
Just started on Act Six
I, I
No wait who is this bitch
I, I
Know that I must admit
I, I don’t .. read the whole comic but I like it anyway

Don’t really give a fuck
But this seems fun
I skipped Act One
But I’m Homestuck
Signed up for HSO
And my team’s so pro
We’re gonna kick everyone’s butt

Still need that update
Oh where’s my update
You’ll face my thunder

I’m gonna sharpie-dye my skin
Don’t be a dumbass, Fef is thin !!!!
But I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update

I’ll make my fantroll Gamzee’s wife
While reading kink meme through the night
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand fics
If it would just update

So I can masturbate
Tonight

(via stopitsgingertime)